...The New Hampshire primary

Mitt Romney fired his way to the top of the NH primary receiving 37% of the vote with Ron Paul a surprising second with 24%. Pauls newsletter at press time says he is just pleased as punch there are no blacks or homos in NH. The other candidates ended in the low teens and single digits. Santorum, Huntsman, and Gingrich have just concluded their concession speeches. They all agree the primary was still a great success and vow to continue their campaign. At least thats what I think Huntsman said since he was speaking Mandarin. For all I know he may have been ordering some moo goo gai pan for his supporters. Santorum wondered how come Herman Cains momentum lasted for months while his only lasted the duration of a nonstop flight from Des Moines to Manchester He swore he'd come up with a flat tax proposal, revolutionize deep dish pizza, or at least sexually harass a woman or two before South Carolina. Gingrich just scowled and gnarled for twenty minutes at the thought of Romney as the nominee. Even Rick Perry, who received one percent of the vote which is only one more percent of the vote than I received, has sworn to continue the campaign in South Carolina. I suspect more to play a few rounds of golf, have some good barbecue, and to see his pain management connection in Greenville more so than actually believing he can still be competitive in this race. Mitt Romney moves on to South Carolina where he seeks a third decisive victory and the opportunity to give the rest of the candidates their pink-slips.